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septembre 30, 2014 5:52 pm

faxmachine:

I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is

septembre 22, 2014 1:21 pm
afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

(Source : lackadaisicalify, via youreinahaze)

septembre 21, 2014 10:11 pm

cultofkimber:

starcheckered:

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

wow

This is a great example of why the appropriation of trauma triggers and their respective warnings by the SJ crowd grinds my gears so much. 

(via the-one-who-puts-the-ass-in-sass)

septembre 19, 2014 11:49 pm 11:46 pm

geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

(via french-problems)

septembre 13, 2014 2:46 am
always-going-forward:

redhester:

takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

reblogging for informational purposes. i will come collect you if you reblog from me in a way that disrespects any of my sisters. 

educating yourself on other cultures is v important
do it

always-going-forward:

redhester:

takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

reblogging for informational purposes. i will come collect you if you reblog from me in a way that disrespects any of my sisters. 

educating yourself on other cultures is v important

do it

(via lightbluenymphadora)

2:13 am

lightbluenymphadora:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

It’s times like these when I’m really proud to be a Tumblr user.

(via stillfallingdowntherabbithole)

septembre 12, 2014 7:21 am

"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."

(via queen-angelina)

septembre 5, 2014 11:16 pm
11:12 pm

french-problems:

awesomefrench:

(je crois qu’on a réussi à ressusciter le French friday !)

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11:08 pm
Welcome to the French side of Tumblr.

french-problems:

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Here’s what you need to know about us :

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We take Kaamelott very seriously ( only because it’s the best thing ever, duh )

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We might appear a little grumpy

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And a little cynical

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But that’s because we like to complain. A LOT.

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We’re all revolutionaries at heart

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But…

11:05 pm

Expectations vs. Reality ( French edition )

french-problems:

What you think France is all about :

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When really :

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What you think French people are like :

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When really :

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4:26 am

hydracankissmyshineymetalass:

I’ve been single for a while now, and I have to say it’s going really well. Like, it’s working out. I think I’m the one.

septembre 4, 2014 3:38 pm

officalumhood:

imaginedragons:

what real mens activists look like (see more here)

a dress is not a yes.”

(via aladispute)

août 26, 2014 5:05 am
micdotcom:

It couldn’t have been said any better.

micdotcom:

It couldn’t have been said any better.